I just got back into the suburbs after a long and eventful Summer at the Summer camp I worked at. It's really weird being back in the real world if you will and talking above a 5th grade reading level. However that being said, I'm bored out of my mind. I am now used to being on 14 hour work days with every breath I take scheduled and being in uniform. It doesnt sound hard, but it is. Fun but hard. Being able to sleep in, pick out my own clothes, and not have anywhere I have to be during the day is tripping me out.
Now that I'm back in the Real World I spend alot of time at my best friend's apartment. And that's where I woke up this morning to hear the phrase "AWKWARD STARFISH!!!" * What the awkward Starfish is is where you Lay on top of your sleeping friend with your arms and legs spread open which makes you the same shape as a starfish, pinning your friend under your body weight causing them to involuntairly wake up.* And he jumped on me trying to wake me up except the joke was on him because I was asleep on an air mattress and as he jumped on me he bounced onto the floor. After that we sat in the dark in our hungover state bitching about being hungover and missed the mexican buffet. So Instead we went to a local deli with amazing sweet tea. Caffeine is my hangover remedy. So I'm drinking the tea like theres no tomorrow.
The night before we had "The Alcohol Olympics" after we sat around reading a police report involving some of my and my best friends former co worker's. We re enacted the D.U.I. Field sobriety tests in the kitchen about once every hour. I learned that night as I was attempting to do the field sobriety tests 100% sober that I suck at them and if I'm ever asked to step out of the car...well I'm just shit out of luck.
As I'm trying to cure my hangover I see behind the countera friend who got mad at me for a stupid bullshit reason that was out of my control but I apologized for anyway so I'm figuring if he saw me he probably spit in my food. I tryed to attract attention to myself to get him to look at me and hopefully talk to me but was unsuccessful so I automatically assumed that he spit in my food and wrote a note saying that i missed him on the back of my receipt and put it under his windshield wipers. We'll see how that goes. no calls yet.
I went from there to B.J.'s. The best part about me going to B.J.'s is that I don't have a membership card so I cant buy a damn thing but I always use their bathrooms and eat their samples.I think it's ridiculous to pay someone to get permission from them to buy other stuff. The main (and basically only)reason i go is to see a friend of mine from high school. I love this guy to death. He's been working there for like 3 years and he added a title to his name tag to feel more important. He one of the wolds nicest people but also one of the most unreliable. So I saw him there, we made plans, and he inevitably bailed on me as usual. It sucks. But one of the best things I saw today had to do with him. After I walked inside to pretend like I was going to buy something with the membership card I don't have I was walking back to my car and saw a shopping cart shoot past me and was watching him riding on it. I am the only reason this boy passed chemistry.
After leaving B.J.'s and figuring my chemistry partner would eventually bail on me I went to blockbuster. i also don't have a blockbuster card but you can buy movies there! So I drove way out of the way to this blockbuster because a. I felt like driving and B. I knew I had a friend that was working there.Me and this friend recently officially became friends again. I never really understood his grocery list of reasons to not like me except that he hated my boyfriend at the time. Anyway I wasnt really sure what kind of reception I was going to get bottomline. I pick out a movie and go to pay for it. He starts to mess with me as in telling me how deep my voice has gotten from camp, then tells me i wouldnt be intimidating and that he probably wouldnt listen to me if he was a camper and so on and so forth. as he is giving me my movie he puts out his hand and not really knowing what to do I put out mine and we do this really awkward high five/ handshake. it was weird. i look at him like he's on crack and he looks at his station, then back at me rushes ove and says "sorry i'm really busy,It was great seeing you, drive safe!!" IT WAS AWKWARD!!!! I wanted to say "Okay, Thanks mom?" lol A-W-K-W-A-R-D.
And that was my day.
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